Adaptation A: A Beginner's Guide to Failure - "Tips/Guidlines" Ideas

Although I have already listed some of ideas for the info-graphic before, but below I have listed the ones that I think would work quite well. I have tried to think of as many as possible, so that I can narrow them down to the best ones later on:

• Don't have a Plan B
• Keep doing the same thing.
• If at first you don't succeed, give up.
• Be/Appear sloppy.
• Don't search for assistance.
• Don't respond/listen to feedback.
• Become a Procrastination addict.
• Show little respect to others/co-workers.
• Don't try too hard - It will just cause stress.
• Try to think of as many excuses as possible.
• Don't interact with others - Stick to yourself.
• Never plan anything.
• Don't push for higher positions i.e. a promotion or higher grade.
• Don't attend things if you don't think they're necessary.
• Make the other members of your group do all the work, and try to take credit for some of it.
• Don't take responsibility for things.

As I imagine the jokes being quite fast and to the point, I imagine that I'll need roughly 8-10 steps.